Late man show on a morning base dusty studio. Today our minimal guest is the non-oscar winning “Henry Fonduman”. Henry is also known as the last spider on the universe who can actually knit an actual web.

- So Henry, you really can knit? Is it true?

- Yes it is Sam, I knit the best and the well only web in the world.

- That’s amazing Henry, but we want to know.. How do you do it?

- It’s not pretty hard Sam. I just think about knitting and viola!

- Incredible folks, you heard the man, he just thinks about it.

The sensible show ends late that morning. Henry returns to his humble apartment floor and sit on his couch with an edgy feeling. The phone rings…

Da da Da da

Da da Da da

- Hello?

- Is this Henry Fonduman?

- Yes, speaking…

- Mr. Fonduman I want to talk with you about your hands, how amazing your hands are and all your eyes, how shiny they look out and also how you gracefully knit your way up through the golden webs. Beautiful Sir! just amazing. But what would happen if you broke a finger? or even lost a significant hand of yours? maybe an eye injury on the way to the forest one sunday afternoon for a picnic? what about a bear? Mr. Henry… Never underestimate a bear!

- What do you suggest than?

- Insurance Mr. Fonduman. Life time platinum covered, sugar and spiced insurance. For only 99 penies a day, you could insurance your incredible talent so if something happens to your precious sparky life, we take care of you and be your best friend.

- I will think of it.

- I can come right now to your house and we could close the deal with a cupcake!

- No, thank you.

- But Mr. Fonduman!

- Call me Henry.

- Err Henry, what about your sweet sweet fingertips, what about your future!

- My future is my business, thank you and bye.

Dat Dat Dat

Dat Dat Dat

Later that call, Henry lied on the couch upside down, started knitting his last web. Next day headlines said “Fonduman fondu himself”. And that was the story of the last spider, who could actually knit. Not a great bedtime story. Thank you, and bye.