Let’s say you deserved it. You walked a billion miles and once skipped the starbucks. How sad, how tragic and melancholic. Dirt on your shoes, cold on your shoulders. This may not be your luckiest day, let’s say you mean it this time.

Maybe your sentences shouldn’t have started with maybes. Maybe life could go better with a bag of herbal teas. Who knows my friend. Maybe I’m not even your friend. Probably I’m not even close to be your friend. How upsetting, how disturbing and what a lonely feeling. La and La. Let’s think about this rest of the day and pity on our wet lashes.

Or we could go outside and enjoy the sunshine. I know I sound confusing, but don’t I always? I like to mix your minds up as I like a whole brain salad out of heads of monkeys. We deserve this my dearest friend. We can do anything we want, without election, selection or a smiling erection. We can do this. Just take your buts out and put your sunglasses on. Today we sing along the steps. More steps, more calories and for a tiny belly button. Repeat after me, hurray hurray bump the sides away. Thank you.